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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

I'm Sick (An Epic Battle)


I'm sick today. But not sick with fever or the flu, no. I'm down with the wildy notorious diarrhoea for no apparent reason. Hmmm.. I don't know if I've got the spelling right but that's the way I'll be calling it for now. Anyhow, I haven't fallen ill for quite a long time and I didn't eat anything wrong or cold or spoilt. I'm clueless about how I got this sickness so I'm just going to account this story for memory of a sore defeat.. Ummm..Yeah.. LOL.

This monster of a diarrhoea just suddenly crept up on me last night and assaulted me at 1:42am. That's right. I remembered
the time. I was jolted out of my sleep and bolted to the toilet where I _________ ___________ (details not included). For the rest of the night, I was attacked at regular intervals of 2 hrs. Even when I was supposed to go to work, this monster was relentless and persistent. Ouch. In the end, I was forced to submit and gave my superior a call, informing him of my great battle with diarrhoea. I tried to go back to sleep but still not shown mercy. At 10am, I visited the doctor where I was promptly prescribed with a monster load of medicine for a monstrous diarrhoea.






























Look at that!
4 types of medicine just for diarrhoea. This sickness really is a monster. You need so many pills and tablets just to destroy it into oblivion. What the F. This is one sickness you don't want to mess around with.

















What's this!? I have to take 7 pills at a go!? Oh man.. Not to mention that black tablets that themselves remind me of what comes out when I get attacked. I mean just look at this.. I have such a wide variety of medicine. We got those black pieces of s***, the shiny green and blue capsules, the mini mentos and the antibiotics pill that look like vitamins. Sigh.. Guess I have to take them if I want to get better. Oh by the way, those mini mentos really tasted quite sweet. Now I'm confused as to whether they are rea
lly medicine.

In conclusion, diarrhoea is a bad-ass monster of a sickness. It attacks you when you don't expect it, it's a pain in the ass (literally) and it gives you the chance to consume a wonderful selection of medicine. All in all, stay healthy.



PS: Don't take this so seriously. All this are said with a light heart. I'm still cheerful, dun need to go to work. :) lol.. I'm going to sleep now.

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